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D\u00e1te na st\u016fl sv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed ubrus, a jako z ud\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed na n\u011bj vy","datePublished":"2020-02-07","dateModified":"2023-05-07","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.sikacz.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.sikacz.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0379e0c919e89f337c2f51ff1404922f8441b43281fb91f3719df99f70b9888f?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0379e0c919e89f337c2f51ff1404922f8441b43281fb91f3719df99f70b9888f?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"sikacz.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.sikacz.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a370659_w3030_t1582262024.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.sikacz.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a370659_w3030_t1582262024.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.sikacz.cz\/mate-den-blbec-kdy-se-vam-nic-nedari\/","about":["\u017divotn\u00ed styl"],"wordCount":452,"articleBody":"Zn\u00e1me to v\u0161ichni. D\u00e1te na st\u016fl sv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed ubrus, a jako z ud\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed na n\u011bj vy sami nebo n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd rozlijete \u010daj, uk\u00e1pnete mastnou pol\u00e9vku \u010di ke\u010dup. Vlasy v\u00e1m za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed vst\u00e1vat hr\u016fzou na hlav\u011b a vy v\u00edte, \u017ee mus\u00edte rychle po\u010d\u00edtat do deseti, prost\u011b se zklidnit, abyste nevybuchli jako sopka a nezkazili v\u0161e ostatn\u00ed. Budi\u017e v\u00e1m \u00fat\u011bchou, \u017ee nejste sami, komu se takov\u00e9to naschv\u00e1ly d\u011bj\u00ed. Dokonce jsou na tyto ud\u00e1losti sepsan\u00e9 tzv. Murpyho z\u00e1kony. P\u0159ipome\u0148me si alespo\u0148 n\u011bjak\u00e9 \u2013 pro \u00fat\u011bchu…\u00a0\u00a0– Vlastnosti, kter\u00e9 p\u0159itahuj\u00ed \u017eenu k\u00a0mu\u017ei, jsou obvykle ty sam\u00e9, kv\u016fli kter\u00fdm ho za n\u011bkolik let nem\u016f\u017ee vyst\u00e1t.\u00a0– Pen\u00edze nenad\u00e1le spadl\u00e9 z nebe obdr\u017e\u00edte v\u017edy sou\u010dasn\u011b s ne\u010dekanou slo\u017eenkou na obnos ve stejn\u00e9 v\u00fd\u0161i.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – \u010c\u00edm d\u00e9le \u010dek\u00e1\u0161 v jedn\u00e9 front\u011b, t\u00edm je vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost, \u017ee sis spletl ok\u00e9nko.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – \u0160mouha, kterou usilovn\u011b \u010dist\u00edte, je v\u017edy na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Pravd\u011bpodobnost, \u017ee chleba spadne na koberec namazanou stranou, je p\u0159\u00edmo \u00fam\u011brn\u00e1 cen\u011b koberce. Pravd\u011bpodobnost se d\u00e1le zvy\u0161uje, kdy\u017e je chleba namaz\u00e1n marmel\u00e1dou z lesn\u00edho ovoce.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – M\u00e1te-li \u010das, chyb\u011bj\u00ed v\u00e1m pen\u00edze. M\u00e1te-li pen\u00edze, chyb\u00ed v\u00e1m \u010das.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Definice ide\u00e1ln\u00edho mu\u017ee: Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed mu\u017e nepije, nekou\u0159\u00ed, nes\u00e1z\u00ed, neh\u00e1d\u00e1 se a neexistuje.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Ve chv\u00edli, kdy si odsunete \u017eidli a za\u010dnete se protahovat, vejde do kancel\u00e1\u0159e v\u00e1\u0161 \u0161\u00e9f.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – P\u0159edm\u011bty, kter\u00e9 hled\u00e1\u0161, se nikdy neobjev\u00ed, kdy\u017e je pot\u0159ebuje\u0161, n\u00fdbr\u017e teprve a\u017e jejich d\u016fle\u017eitost pomine a ty bude\u0161 hledat \u00fapln\u011b n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Ztracen\u00fd p\u0159edm\u011bt, kter\u00fd jste p\u0159estali hledat, najdete po dlouh\u00e9 dob\u011b tam, kde jste ho hledali nej\u010dast\u011bji.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Jestli hled\u00e1\u0161 n\u011bco, co jsi ztratil, zaru\u010den\u011b to bude na tom posledn\u00edm m\u00edst\u011b, kam se pod\u00edv\u00e1\u0161.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Kdy\u017e nechyb\u00ed v\u016fle, zma\u0159\u00ed v\u0161echno v\u016fl.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0– Kdy\u017e v\u00e1m ko\u010dka bla\u017een\u011b usne na kl\u00edn\u011b, v tu chv\u00edli se v\u00e1m za\u010dne cht\u00edt na z\u00e1chod.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – M\u00e1te-li pero, chyb\u00ed v\u00e1m pap\u00edr. M\u00e1te-li pap\u00edr, chyb\u00ed v\u00e1m pero. M\u00e1te-li oboj\u00ed, nen\u00ed co zapsat.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Neu\u017eite\u010dn\u00e1 smlouva je ta, kterou schov\u00e1v\u00e1me mnoho let, a potom ji vyhod\u00edme n\u011bkolik dn\u016f p\u0159ed t\u00edm, ne\u017e ji pot\u0159ebujeme.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Le\u017e\u00ed-li na pohovce mu\u017e \u2013 regeneruje se. \u017dena v\u0161ak sezen\u00edm na pohovce zanedb\u00e1v\u00e1 dom\u00e1cnost.\u00a0                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3.7\/5 - (11 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"M\u00e1te den \u201eblbec\u201c, kdy se v\u00e1m nic neda\u0159\u00ed?","item":"https:\/\/www.sikacz.cz\/mate-den-blbec-kdy-se-vam-nic-nedari\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]